Showing posts with label life as is. Show all posts
Showing posts with label life as is. Show all posts

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Reality Not Always Pretty

I'd love to say that I'm sitting in my totally cleaned family room, surrounded by fresh baked chocolate chip cookies, and the smell of a simmering pot of soup on the stove.

In reality, I'm sitting in the my familyAlign Left room surrounded by a stack of photos from 2008 that I'm trying to organize for scrapbooking. My dining room table is filled with valentine cards in the middle of the personalization stage, and a blank box that needs to be turned into a ipod valentine box by tomorrow. In addition, there are multiple bags filled with "stuff" for the kindergarten valentine's party on Monday and I still need to make samples of the craft for all four classrooms. (Say a prayer that I can make these clay pots and suckers into a flower arrangement)
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Paint cans, rollers, and drop cloths are in the other corner of the dining room as the painting continues in the kitchen. I'm giving myself until Valentine's day to get this mess picked up, as we'll be having our favorite Chinese Dinner in that room come Monday!
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There are no fresh cookies in the cookie jar (we miss you Nana) and there is nothing cooking on the stove because P is out tonight at an office event, M is at a overnight slumber party/swimming party and that means it's just C and A and I for dinner. I'm hoping they will like cold cereal or frozen waffles tonight.

Reality is not always pretty. I don't have it all together all the time. In fact, not even most of the time. I'm fine with that.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

My Brain is Mush and Soon My Hands Will Be Too....

According to my son, I should ask for a room at the Elementary School. Guess he thinks I spent a little too much time there this week. I agree with Mr. C. It was fun while it lasted, but I'm glad I'm done with Hospitality for a little while.

As such, my brain is tired and to top it off I'm teaching my Girl Scout troop how to KNIT on Monday! What am I thinking? 18 girls, ages 9-10, and me. My knowledge of knitting is just two years old and I really only know how to knit and purl, cast on, cast off, and sometimes pick up a dropped stitch. Emphasis on sometimes.

Reading patterns, picking out yarn, knit together, double pointed needles is all French to me! Really, I'm in over my head. I just want to pass on this fabulous craft to kids and get them all fired up about something they can do with their hands besides play video games.

Pray for me. We are going to learn how to knit continental style and attempt to make either a scarf or dishcloth. I'm letting them pick. My lovely knitting group donated a bunch of yarn to share with the girls. We are working with size 9 needles that each girl is going to take home and hopefully continue this new hobby.

Now I just have to cast on yarn onto 18 sets of needles by Monday at 3:30 pm.

Just so you don't think this has been a lost week, there have been some very classic conversations and events that have kept my spirits up and laughter a daily occurrence.

First,Miss A and I were talking about Kindergarten next year and how much fun she's going to have. According to her,she already knows how to read (silently to herself I guess),how to do "math, and everything else about the school. However, when she asked if Kindergarten is every day and I said yes it is, her response was, "I'll have to think about that!"

Second, Mr C had his second middle school dance after school on Friday. When I asked him if he was going, he said "of course" and took four dollars to school to buy tickets; two for him and two for a buddy in case he forgot the money. When he came home with two dollars left in his pocket, I asked why didn't his friend want to go. According to C, his friend wasn't willing to spend two dollars to embarrass himself. C of course said, "I embarrass myself everyday for free, so what's two dollars."

He had a great time at the dance. Just for grandparents, there is no such thing as dancing "with someone" at a Jr. High Dance. C says you just "get out there and dance" since the music is to fast to worry about anyone else. His mother is fine with that. If you remember, his moves might just scare off a few girls, too!

Finally, Miss M, who is normally much more serious and has a deep perspective on culture, life and everything else, had this profound statement when we picked C up from the dance yesterday. "Jeez, that girl is wearing PJ shorts to school, where is her mother ? They are even too short for pajamas. Seriously what was she thinking."

To paint the picture for you, it was 40 degrees out, the kids were going straight from class to the dance so no time to "change" in between and we saw numerous girls wearing shorts, very small skirts, and what Mr. C likes to call "Shorty McShort Shorts" that should not be allowed outside your house.

Nice to know she's listening and getting the picture of the image we want for her. You go girl!!

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Olympics You Taunt Me

Whose idea was it to start the Olympics in the middle of August?

Did the IOC not realize that my kids start school next week and, according to the Surgeon General, I need to be starting early bed times this week. Do you realize IOC how hard that is to do when you start gymnastics and "Michael Phelps" events at 8:00 or 9:00 p.m?

I ask you to consider us poor mothers who are trying to keep a schedule around here by scheduling the Olympics for say mid-July when nothing is on TV anyway and it's blazing hot and my kids do not need to get to bed early.

Last night, I finally said enough; we are going to pull a NBC and DVR the Olympics for playback 12 hours later when you wake up in the morning. Then you will be watching them on the actual day they are happening anyway. I mean it kinda freaks me out anyway to be watching Wednesday happen when it's only Tuesday in my family room.

All that aside, I love the Olympics and it's fun to watch the excitement in my kids faces as they watch "the youth of the world compete". M is working on her splits and handstands certain she can make the next gymnastics team, irregardless of the fact she is a dancer not a gymnast.

A has renamed the Olympics BA-GING and asks is "this live?" every time someone jumps in the pool. C asks why the boys are wearing girl swimsuits while I wonder how many hours Michael Phelps mother has sat on bleachers in her life. I'm betting she has given years of her life up and has the nicest skin due to all the humidity she's soaked up inside pool houses.

So, all I'm saying is IOC in 4 years when all the youth of world meet next, could you check the school calendar first and make sure there isn't a conflict. Thanks.